People always seem weirded out when I tell them I'm not on any corporate social media.
But it's been so long for me, I barely remember how it was there.
I just remember that I feel so much better since I deleted all these corporate accounts and decided to invest all my social media time in Mastodon instead.
I feel like I live in some blissful parallel universe that almost no one else knows about. Anyhow, I live here now